My neighbor just knocked on my door and told me some random guy was in my backyard. I thought initially it was the girl renting out our basement's boyfriend, but no, it was really some random dude. Looks like he was trying to access the house through my basement door. Of course when I confront him, he's like, "does novella live here?" Yeah, right, you were looking for her house. He knew he was in deep shit because he bolted for the fence door after I asked him to leave only to have it lock on him and he started jiggling it really fast because I started heading towards him. All this was going on while my tough as nails neighbor looked on. (who had alerted me in the first place by startling me from my Lost rerun)

Sometimes I'm reminded that I still live in a somewhat sketchy part of town and I'm glad my neighbor likes me.