I know I'm behind the curve, seeing how this all transpired like two months ago, but that's what happens when you stop trying to keep your finger on the pulse and have real life things to deal with...



The dude ranting is Brandon Davis and his grand-daddy was an oil tycoon billionaire. Which gives him the ability to do zero work for the rest of his life. It apparently also gives him the ability to get so high and go off and call some actress a "fire crotch" to a bunch of paparrazi.

When I was a teen, I wished I was a trust-fund baby. Or that I was heir to a great fortune. It would've been so sweet. If you're a trust-fund baby, you'd never have to grow up, you wouldn't have to deal with responsibilities, you probably wouldn't even have to clean up after yourself. You could do and buy whatever you wanted and probably get away with breaking a law or two while you were at it. Of course you probably would turn into this guy or Paris Hilton, where you get to turn into a big fat prick of a human being with very little regard to the rest of the world. Its hard to understand how these people came to be such callous individuals and I wonder if I were given the same opportunties to squander my life away like they did, would I have became the same? Which is to say, I'm somewhat grateful I did grow up a bit, and I do have a little humility. Although I wouldn't turn away a windfall now if I got one.